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quoteArray[0]="\"All experience is an arch to build upon.\"  -Henry Brooks Adams";
quoteArray[1]="\"No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.\"  -Mahatma Gandhi"
quoteArray[2]="\"Culture is the widening of the mind and of the spirit.\"  -Jawaharlal Nehru"
quoteArray[3]="\"Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.\"  -George Orwell"
quoteArray[4]="\"Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.\"  -Dave Barry"
quoteArray[5]="\"To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle.\"  -George Orwell"
quoteArray[6]="\"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'\"  -Dave Barry"
quoteArray[7]="\"Life is plurality, death is uniformity.\"  -Octavio Paz" 
quoteArray[8]="\"By suppressing differences and pecularities, by eliminating different civilizations and cultures, progress weakens life and favors death.\"  -Octavio Paz"
quoteArray[9]="\"The ideal of a single civilization for everyone, implicit in the cult of progress and technique, impoverishes and mutilates us.\"  -Octavio Paz"
quoteArray[10]="\"Every view of the world that becomes extinct, every culture that disappears, diminishes a possibility of life.\"  -Octavio Paz"
quoteArray[11]="\"As the soil, however rich it may be, cannot be productive without cultivation, so the mind without culture can never produce good fruit.\"  -Seneca"
quoteArray[12]="\"A culture is made -- or destroyed -- by its articulate voices.\"  -Ayn Rand"
quoteArray[13]="\"I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed. I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible. But I refuse to be blown off my feet by any.\"  -Mahatma Gandhi"
quoteArray[14]="\"Culture is a little like dropping an Alka-Seltzer into a glass-you don't see it, but somehow it does something.\"  -Hans Magnus Enzensberger"
quoteArray[15]="\"Culture is the sum of all the forms of art, of love, and of thought, which, in the coarse or centuries, have enabled man to be less enslaved\"  -Andre Malraux" 
quoteArray[16]="\"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.\"  -Mark Twain" 
quoteArray[17]="\"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.\"  -Mark Twain"
quoteArray[18]="\"When money talks, there are few interruptions.\"  -Herbert V. Prochnow"
quoteArray[19]="\"No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.\"  -Dave Barry"
quoteArray[20]="\"Every age, every culture, every custom and tradition has its own character, its own weakness and its own strength, its beauties and cruelties; it accepts certain sufferings as matters of course, puts up patiently with certain evils. Human life is reduced to real suffering, to hell, only when two ages, two cultures and religions overlap.\"  -Hermann Hesse"
quoteArray[21]="\"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?\"  -Ernest Gaines"
quoteArray[22]="\"Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't.\"  -Lord Raglan"
quoteArray[23]="\"Rastafari not a culture, it's a reality.\"  -Bob Marley"
quoteArray[24]="\"What multiculturalism boils down to is that you can praise any culture in the world except Western culture - and you cannot blame any culture in the world except Western culture.\"  -Thomas Sowell"
quoteArray[25]="\"If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him.\"  -John Fitzgerald Kennedy"
quoteArray[26]="\"History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.\"  -Ambrose  Bierce"
quoteArray[27]="\"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.\"  -T. E. Lawrence"
quoteArray[28]="\"The best thing a man can do for his culture when he is rich is to endeavor to carry out those schemes which he entertained when he was poor.\"  -Henry David Thoreau"
quoteArray[29]="\"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.\"  -Ray  Bradbury"
quoteArray[30]="\"I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.\"  -Jack Handey"
quoteArray[31]="\"In some South Pacific cultures, a speaker holds a conch shell as a symbol of temporary position of authority. Leaders must understand who holds the conch that is, who should be listened to and when.\"  -Max De Pree"
quoteArray[32]="\"The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting.\"  -"
quoteArray[33]="\"The Law of Raspberry Jam: the wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.\"  -Alvin Toffler"
quoteArray[34]="\"That is true culture which helps us to work for the social betterment of all.\"  -Henry Ward Beeche"
quoteArray[35]="\"A man should be just cultured enough to be able to look with suspicion upon culture\"  -Samuel Butler"
quoteArray[36]="\"Culture is but the fine flowering of real education, and it is the training of the feeling the tastes and the manners that makes it so.\"  -Minnie Kellogg"
quoteArray[37]="\"Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.\"  -Henry van Dyke"
quoteArray[38]="\"Culture is one thing and varnish is another.\"  -Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quoteArray[39]="\"Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs.\"  -Thomas Wolfe"
quoteArray[40]="\"Culture of the mind must be subservient to the heart.\"  -Mahatma Gandhi"
quoteArray[41]="\"Culture: the cry of men in face of their destiny.\"  -Albert Camus"
quoteArray[42]="\"Letting a hundred flowers blossom and a hundred schools of thought contend is the policy for promoting the progress of the arts and the sciences and a flourishing culture in our land.\"  -Mao Zedong"
quoteArray[43]="\"You don't get to choose how you're going to die or when. You only get to chose how you're going to live.\"  -Joan Baez"
quoteArray[44]="\"The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable at first, and deadly afterwards.\"  - Walter Bagehot"
quoteArray[45]="\"No one here gets out alive .\"  -Jim Morrison"
quoteArray[46]="\"One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.\"  -Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe"
quoteArray[47]="\"That is true culture which helps us to work for the social betterment of all.\"  -That is true culture which helps us to work for the social betterment of all."
quoteArray[48]="\"The manner of their living is very barbarous, because they do not eat at fixed times, but as often as they please.\"  -Amerigo Vespucci"
quoteArray[49]="\"Whenever I hear the word culture, I reach for my revolver.\"  -Hermann Goering"
quoteArray[50]="\"If any question why we died, Tell them, because our fathers lied.\"  -Rudyard Kipling"
quoteArray[51]="\"Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black.\"  - 	Henry Ford"
quoteArray[52]="\"If A is a success in life, them A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.\"  -Albert Einstein"
quoteArray[53]="\"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)\"  -Ambrose Bierce"
quoteArray[54]="\"That was the peak. I just knew it was modern, not traditional culture. I could be cool.\"  -Li Pang"
quoteArray[55]="\"Ours is a culture based on excess, on overproduction; the result is a steady loss of sharpness in our sensory experience. All the conditions of modern life -- its material plenitude, its sheer crowdedness -- conjoin to dull our sensory faculties.\"  -Susan Sontag"
quoteArray[56]="\"Words are the most powerful drugs used by mankind.\"  -Rudyard Kipling"
quoteArray[57]="\"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.\"  -Sigmund Freud"
quoteArray[58]="\"A culture of discipline is not a principle of business; it is a principle of greatness.\"  -Jim Collins"
quoteArray[59]="\"I think selling techniques are basically the same in every country, except there are different cultures that have different methods of negotiating. But real estate is the same, whether it happens to be in Australia or if it happens to be in New York.\"  -George Ross"
quoteArray[60]="\"Hiring people is an art, not a science, and resumes can't tell you whether someone will fit into a companys culture. When you realize you have made a mistake, you need to cut your losses and move on.\"  -Howard Schultz"
quoteArray[61]="\"France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most important thing though is that people there know how to live! In America they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster.\"  -Johnny Depp"
quoteArray[62]="\"Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left? Answer: five. Why? Because there's a difference between deciding and doing.\"  -Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt"
quoteArray[63]="\"A culture is made -- or destroyed -- by its articulate voices.\"  -Ayn Rand"
quoteArray[64]="\"Preservation of one's own culture does not require contempt or disrespect for other cultures.\"  -Cesar Chavez"
quoteArray[65]="\"Without culture, and the relative freedom it implies, society, even when perfect, is but a jungle. This is why any authentic creation is a gift to the future.\"  -Albert Camus"
quoteArray[66]="\"Culture is to know the best that has been said and thought in the world.\"  -Matthew Arnold"
quoteArray[67]="\"The key to community is the acceptance, in fact the celebration of our individual and cultural differences. It is also the key to world peace.\"  -M. Scott Peck"
quoteArray[68]="\"Culture is a framework in which we communicate.\"  -Stephen Roberts"
quoteArray[69]="\"It is the mark of the cultured man that he is aware of the fact that equality is an ethical and not a biological principle.\"  - Ashley Montagu"
quoteArray[70]="\"I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry.\"  -Randall Jarrell"
quoteArray[71]="\"The end of culture is right living.\"  - W. Somerset Maugham"
quoteArray[72]="\"Culture is both an intellectual phenomenon and a moral one.\"  -Matthew Arnold"
quoteArray[73]="\"Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors, who when their turn comes will manufacture professor.\"  - Simone Weil"
quoteArray[74]="\"Men of culture are the true apostles of equality.\"  -Matthew Arnold"
quoteArray[75]="\"Partial culture runs to the ornate; extreme culture to simplicity.\"  -Christian Nestell Bovee"
quoteArray[76]="\"Great culture is often betokened by great simplicity.\"  -Dorothee DeLuzy"
quoteArray[77]="\"Culture is like wealth; it makes us more ourselves, it enables us to express ourselves.\"  -Philip Gilbert Hamerton"
quoteArray[78]="\"Greece appears to be the fountain of knowledge; Rome of elegance.\"  -Samuel Johnson"
quoteArray[79]="\"It is very rare to find ground which produces nothing; if it is not covered with flowers, with fruit trees and grains, it produces briers and pines. It is the same with man; if he is not virtuous, he becomes vicious.\"  -Jean de la Bruyere"
quoteArray[80]="\"As the soil, however rich it may be, cannot be productive without culture, so the mind, without cultivation, can never produce good fruit.\"  -Seneca"
quoteArray[81]="\"There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.... You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.\"  -J.R.R. Tolkien" 
quoteArray[82]="\"People don't buy from clowns.\"  -Claude C. Hopkins"
quoteArray[83]="\"The art of becoming wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.\"  -William James"


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